So Paris has been a real experience and I apologize for not writing much about it. It’s really been a vacation from everything! Very Busy. Lots of places to relax and have fun. Tons of historical landscapes and hidden treasures all over France. There can be a lot of comparisons to other large cities in the U.S. except for the historicle magnitude. There is also a lot more art here than any other place I have seen. Every street or intersection having a statue or monument to something, and sometimes there is celebration for nothing at all.

Paris, in general, I think, is a very sexy city! There are statues everywhere, of all different types and themes. Nothing hardcore, of course, unless you visit the sex museum maybe! However, there are a lot of very masculine and suggestive themes, most of which do not hide the goods by stone drapery covering what is intended to be seen. And there is a lot to be seen in Paris even some of the buildings have giant men mixed into the architecture, between each balcony. Notre-Dame, of course, for its handsome gargoyles, and the medieval castles for those underground dungeon ideas! You know how the excecutioner likes to treat his victims. He may even have the heart to spare you if one gives the right head!

Paris is also transformed by night and day. Everything is lively and busy during the day but at night, it becomes an illuminated and animated entity! Especially Pigale, the sex district. Also some other areas which are boring and dull during the day become these really grand, quiet and creepy places to visit by night.

During the evening there are also plenty of places to go for some really relaxed and/or fire forged nights of hard passion! Little hotels and spas with varying themes to basically go if you want a change of pace from your bedroom. One place had a room dedicated to the military. You know how monkeys can get during those lonely nights in the barracks, n’est-ce pas?

Well more like a light red, oh and thats Italian not French (I think); but it’s very good wine over here. So I am in Fontenay Sous Bois right now which is just a little ways from Paris and tres beautiful! I flew out here to France just a few days ago for some sights, sounds, and romance! Going to be gathering some rescources and pictures of alleys and back streets for some old projects, and also put in some relax time at some scenic and colorful parks like Le Luxembourg et Les Jardin des Tuileries.

P.S. The Gorilla is from Le Palais de la Découverte.

So i don’t know if you know but World of Warcraft is huge, huge, huge (seven millions of subscribers and counting). Of course, it’s huge in Europe and also in the United States, but it’s mostly in Asia that the craze is just completely out of control. Coca Cola, for example, has those insanely cool commercials where Blizzard characters mix with girls from bands you’ve never heard of. Last year, they had three of them chicks battle a giant orc. ‘T was pretty hawt, even if the orc was very much crotchless under his leather loincloth - the replay doesn’t lie.

Well, this year, Coke has a new ad and it’s even better than the previous one. So there’s this band called S.H.E. (nope, no idea), and they’re playing World of Warcraft. Suddenly, an orc, a tauren and a troll literally jump out of the computer screen to grab a bottle of the deliciously corrosive drink and capture the three girls in the process. There’s three different endings (here, here, and here) and orc lovers are guaranteed to get a kick out of each of them - because we know why the beasts really took the girls. They are also funny, yes. Too bad YouTube is of such shitty quality but if you can be bothered to experiment a little, you’ll find better versions to download on the chinese Coke website (hint : click the Blizzard icon, then follow the S.H.E. / TVC link).

Now the only thing i want to know is why the fuck did that NOT happen when I was playing WoW (“Because you’re not drinking Coke,” shouts Lewd).

So what is this Open Canvas? Well it has been floating around for a long ass time now, so most people probably know what it is or have heard about it. Well I finally have been giving this thing a try, and it’s pretty fun! It gives you a chance to doodle and draw by yourself or with a few friends. You can collaborate on a single piece or just draw a bunch of crazy stuff. So I thought I would share one that my lover and I put together. Isn’t he adorable! look at that cuddly face! I think he wants a hug!